Tuesday, March 31, 2009

GM (Government Motors) Takeover

Spring is here and with it the renewing of the auto industry as we know it. General Motors is now Government Motors. Imagine their newest model "The Barney Frank".
It only cost $1,000, but it will be taxed at 5000% making the cost actually $50,000. It will get 75 mpg, if you start the engine, put it in neutral and tow it 75 miles. It will cut down on dangerous emissions due to its new fuel requirements, we will let you know what these are as soon as we figure it out. But most of all you don't have to worry about all those laws and regulations we have been placed on other manufacturers as we are the government and these problems and regulations do not apply to us but to our competition.
Seriously I can't wait to see what comes next.

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