Friday, July 30, 2010

Friday Quote


"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
Clint Eastwood

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Thursday Words



Patches says, "Hey Ebony can I ask you a question?"
Ebony, "Sure, what's up?"
Patches, "What is the name of that nice lady who stays with us when our servants take time off?"
Ebony, " I can't remember, but she sure is nice. I especially like the fact she lets us sleep with her."
Patches, "Yea, isn't it about time we gave our servants some time off."
Ebony, "That would be nice."

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Tuesday Words


PB says, "Sleeping sure was good yesterday what with the badly needed rain and all. Come to think of it I should be taking a nap right now."

Monday, July 26, 2010

Monday Words


Bear says, "Man I am getting tired. Another call today from a poll whose questions clearly suggest a political slant. I quit watching the news on the tube because everything is slanted to a view not reporting the facts. I read the paper selectively because most of it is based on opinion to truth. I can't support either party or any politician because they all have an agenda. Seems like whenever anyone tries to act reasonable and do the right thing they are either accused of being something, or against something, or taken to court or all of the above. I just want everyone to take responsibility for themselves and take care of the results of their own actions. When I was a cub the good guys wore white hats, the bad guys black and the choice was clear. Today from the president to the voter everything is a politically correct gray and it seems nobody knows the difference between right and wrong or legal and illegal --- it just wears me out!"

Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday Quote


"A penny saved is a penny earned."
Ben Franklin
With all the borrowing, spending and debt in Washington we need to seek out some Ben Franklin's.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Thursday Words


Ebony says, "I don't want to sound like I'm tooting my horn or a hero or anything; but, earlier this week I saved a birds life. That is right, the dumb thing flew into my window and landed on the sill all dazed and wounded. I immediately sprang into action, jumping against the window so hard I made a bigger bump than the bird did. My attempts to get at it hastened its return to normal functions and it quickly flew away. Not looking for praise just stating the facts."

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Wednesday Words


Patches says, "It's hard being me. So regal, so charming, so purrfect in every way."

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Tuesday Words


PB says, "Are you talkin to me, are yooou talkin to meee?"

Monday, July 19, 2010

Monday Words


Bear says, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Live it like it were your last. Love, pray, laugh and do the things that make you feel good not those that are necessary. Above all remember there is no promise for tomorrow but there is one for eternity, grasp the day."

Friday, July 16, 2010

Friday Quote


"This I say, therefore, and testify in the Lord, that you should no longer walk as the rest of the gentiles walk, in the futility of their mind, having their understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God, because of the ignorance that is in them, because of the hardening of their heart; who being past feeling, have given themselves over to licentiousness, to work all uncleanness and greediness." Ephesians 4:17-19
I believe this is a perfect description of the Now Generation.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Thursday Words


Ebony says, "Man I wish Friday would get here. I need a weekend."

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Wednesday Words


Patches says, "I spend most of my day watching for the intruders that keeps trespassing into our back yard. There are a couple of chip monks that just drive me crazy and taunt me as they know how I am restrained from getting at them and driving them back to where they belong. There are a couple of baby rabbits, they are so calm just sitting and chewing. Then there is that cat that comes in just looking to do damage. Stalking my feathered friends and making messes in my yard. If only I weren't so constrained I would do something about it. I understand what the people of Arizona feel."

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Tuesday Words


P.B. says, "A good lap dance is a thing of beauty and a joy for ever."

Monday, July 12, 2010

Monday Words


Bear says, "Well another weekend has come and gone. We took a giant step toward better TV reception (and cheaper too), prayed for friends dealing with medical problems, got news from our doctors that we are doing fine for our ages and wondered why nothing seems to get better on the national level. The economy sucks, unemployment is still up, oil keeps gushing, terrorists keep crossing our borders and Arizona is still being sued for trying to do something about it. Guess I'll just take care of what I can, thank God for health and happiness and continue to pray about the rest."

Friday, July 9, 2010

Friday Quote

"But the Scripture has confined all under sin, that the promise by faith in Christ Jesus might be given to those who believe.
But before faith came, we were kept under guard by the law, kept for the faith which would afterward be revealed.
Therefore the law was our tutor to bring us to Christ, that we might be justified by faith.
But after faith has come, we are no longer under a tutor.
For you are all sons of God through faith in Christ Jesus.
For as many of you as were baptized into Christ have put on Christ.
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female,
for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise."
Galatians 3:22-29

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Thursday Words


Ebony says, "You guys are something else. Eat, sleep and complain. Don't you realize that Obama cat wants to give all our privileges to every stay cat that wanders in?"

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Wednesday Words


Patches says, "You ain't no philosopher P.B. When you ain't sleeping you are eating or looking for a lap to wollow in and by the way Fat Boy where is the rest of my lunch I was saving till after my nap yesterday?"

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Tuesday Words


P.B. says, "Life sucks when all everybody wants to do is eat and sleep. Guess I'll take a nap and forget about it."

Monday, July 5, 2010

Monday Words


Bear says, "I am getting so tired. Seems like nothing is the way it was when I was a young cub. If getting old means people around you lose their knowledge of right and wrong, everyone feels entitled to something and the government tries to take over with no thought or plan. I don't want to be old any more. Someone just told me it is better than the alternative. Not sure about that."

Friday, July 2, 2010

Friday Quote


Talent is only a starting point.
Irving Berlin

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Thursday Words


Ebony says, "After the last two entries three things are clear to me. First, Mr. P.B. you are so cock sure of yourself and always being right and having your way no matter what the result I am sure you are a democrat. Second, Patches I have observed that nothing is ever right for you, whatever happens you are not satisfied and just complain about everything and oh yes you want to butt in when someone else is enjoying something, I am sure you are a republican. Third, I am convinced it is best to just accept your place, it is easy when you are as adorable as me and just let the hand that feeds take care of things and oh yes it never hurts to suck up to those who have control, I'm not sure what that makes me but I will quietly assume the best."